I must have been a good boy this year as St. Nick was extremely kind. He got me a whole host of items to aid me on my adventure including one item which nobody should be without, The Universal Travel Plug. A plug capable of blocking any plug hole on the entire planet. All I was expecting this year was a lump of coal so I was especially pleased to receive this little hoard.
Saying that, in the world's current economic situation, a lump of coal can only appreciate in value....