This morning I was making a cup of tea when I noticed that our kettle was totally devoid of Limescale. This got me thinking about all the Pros and Cons of residing in Australia.
Pros
Pros
- No Limescale in kettle
- Better economy
- Charity shops are more affectionately referred to as 'Opportunity shops'
- Grow nearly all their own fruit
- Realistically priced car insurance
- Marsupials
- Generally Warmer
- Zuccini sounds better than Couchette
- Bogans dress far better the the British equivalent, chavs
- Aborigines
- Less obesity
- Football is aired at unsociable hours
- Use the word pants incorrectly
- Healthcare not provided (Only a half point due to shoddy NHS)
- Bug nets for doors
- I'm less famous on the Melbourne scene than in Wymondham
- Public houses are scarce
- Men are very competitive
- Big spiders
- Orange juice only available by the gallon
- I'm technically classed as an immigrant while on their soil
